Cowboy Dan Isn't The Only Fake Politician Running For Office This Year

17 apr. 2021
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Don't believe everything you see and hear in ads from political candidates this year. #Colbert #Comedy #CowboyDan
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  • The crazy thing is that many in Congress as republicans are carpetbaggers from other states.

    tstufftstuffAcum 18 ore
  • Did you see how Dan and the bull rider are wearing the same clothes? F...en goof

    Rhodes KillerRhodes KillerAcum 18 ore
  • The way these people throw around communism and socialism...we need a better educational system.

    EmmaEmmaAcum o Zi
  • Hey Republicans, this is how stupid they think you are! Prove them wrong!

    Noah TNoah TAcum o Zi
  • Are Republicans aware of how pathetically stupid they have become?

    James McbethJames McbethAcum 2 Zile
  • So does tiny Dan move on to another state that will actually find folks to vote him into office, Florida maybe? He can reuse his fake southern drawl…

    ShredLepzinShredLepzinAcum 4 Zile
  • Colbert get off the coke, it’s making you delusional. Get help, before you hurt your self.

    StevespecsStevespecsAcum 4 Zile
  • OH. MY. GOD🤦🏽‍♀️

    Lisa AustinLisa AustinAcum 5 Zile
  • Hahahahaha it isn't him on the bull. Easiest way to tell: his double is wearing the glove on his other hand.

    Nathaniel WaltersNathaniel WaltersAcum 5 Zile
  • Politicians have no shame. Republicans proved that over the last few...decades.

    DumDum DonnyDumDum DonnyAcum 8 Zile
  • Better watch out Stephen, this clown will be trying out for comedian next .

    Ben ChristieBen ChristieAcum 8 Zile
  • One could think that the evolution of man has ended with the extreme right wing republicans. Perhaps they should be fixed so they cannot breed.

    Paul RussellPaul RussellAcum 8 Zile
  • The video this guy made HAS to be part of some SNL sketch right? This Big Dan guy is just a character played by some dude, cause he sure sounds like one. I have no doubts about the degrees of mankind's stupidity but surely noone could really be so dumb to believe an ex-wrestler screaming about 'commies in DC'. This tool is so blunt that it makes a baseball bat look like a steakknife.

    Mr00Chief00Mr00Chief00Acum 9 Zile
    • He got 3% of the vote

      Animal508Animal508Acum 9 Zile
  • Who's here after he won less than 3% of the vote?

    Animal508Animal508Acum 10 Zile
  • Yep, "Big Dan" never shows his face while on the bull. Also, notice the glove he wears is on his other hand while on the bull and off. So, totally fake... What a jackass.

    Cash5YRCash5YRAcum 10 Zile
  • Nobody from Maine talks that fast. Dead giveaway. ;-)

    anahata2009anahata2009Acum 10 Zile
  • Well, I think the Vermont candidate is lying. Spring is the season we tend to make maple syrup and this buffoon was staging himself in autumn...

    SasquatchMeleeSasquatchMeleeAcum 11 Zile
  • Ok real shit i need dems too start constantly & publicly humiliating themselves half as bad as these rightwingers . Laughing at Republicans is starting too feel like im making fun of a special needs class:/

    fgc nomadfgc nomadAcum 12 Zile
  • Why did you make Cowboy Dan sound like the Ultimate Warrior?

    MalidictusMalidictusAcum 12 Zile
  • The jokes write themselves.

    Joseph SpringfieldJoseph SpringfieldAcum 14 Zile
  • Cowboy Dan's family looks like they're in a hostage video.

    Jimmy GuitarJimmy GuitarAcum 14 Zile
  • I'm totally voting for J... Davies, he'll totally do whatever it takes---including marrying a lobster 🤣

    AKAKAcum 14 Zile
  • Even your next door neighbours are becoming convinced y'all are simply 340 million blithering idiots...SMH...

    StudeSteve62StudeSteve62Acum 15 Zile
  • These Republican crazies are not comprehending the permanent damage they are doing to American democracy!!! They are destroying our nation from within, because of their lies!!! China and Russia are loving these crazy Republican people!!!

    Real Love channelReal Love channelAcum 16 Zile
  • He doesn't realize most of us here in Texas are laughing our butts off at him and his fake Texan accent.

    Austin BandyAustin BandyAcum 16 Zile
  • He 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤫

    Anthony HarknessAnthony HarknessAcum 16 Zile
  • Them steroids got big dan on a roll.

    Julius SimsJulius SimsAcum 16 Zile
  • The poorly educated conservative male

    Robert BeckRobert BeckAcum 17 Zile
  • Watch Dan's rodeo video. Bull turns into a cow Bull riders glove is on the left hand and "real cowboy" Dan's is on his right. I've lived in Texas, 4 years stationed in El Paso and later 3 years in Austin. The Texans I knew would never back or condone a person claiming to be something their not. If those guys in the ad are truly from Texas, they're a freakn disgrace.

    Terry PetersenTerry PetersenAcum 18 Zile
  • Loved it hahahahahwhhahwhhwhw

    Fernando RamirezFernando RamirezAcum 18 Zile
  • Complains about churches being closed by "them", then complains about "them" indoctrinating children. "The Democrats aren't allowed to indoctrinate our children! That's *our* job!"

    DaWreckaDaWreckaAcum 18 Zile
  • At least the guy knows how to handle a bull - by having a bunch of other people doing the actual work of building a cage, holding him steady when he can't on his own and basically do everything for him, except sitting on the bull. So kinda like socialism.

    ShuizidShuizidAcum 19 Zile
  • I can tell Jon Davis is a fraud, no one in NYC wears a Yankees hat with a Mets jersey! Not even the mayor!

    Uthman BakshUthman BakshAcum 19 Zile
  • he'll probably win

    GooD LucKGooD LucKAcum 19 Zile
  • This cracked me up! I actually worked for a candidate like this. This segment was hilarious!

    Autistic CommandoAutistic CommandoAcum 19 Zile
  • Sad part is this just underlines one of America's greatest obsessions with celebrities and politics. Just because a person is like as an entertainer, most of the American public and the celebrities think they will make a good politician. Umm why? Have they ever been on a council, do they even know about policies? Or the laws and regulations that will be involved? You've just had a POTUS example of it, and haven't learnt your lesson from that smfh.

    Jus DesireableJus DesireableAcum 19 Zile
  • That's actually the worst "Texas accent" I've ever heard. Literally, EVER HEARD It sounds like he's on the toilet and needs to see a doctor but knows it's unaffordable, so instead will suffer attempting to pass kidney stones..... While attempting a southern accent

    Yoder023Yoder023Acum 20 Zile
  • OMG, do they clone these stupid Republicans.

    Sharon BartonSharon BartonAcum 20 Zile
  • I've met plenty who can't spell indoctrination, but this guy can't even say it right.

    RJRJAcum 20 Zile
  • That wasn’t even him , you can’t see his head the whole time, and when he falls you can see little bit of a black side burns not red , just because someone is from Texas doesn’t mean we all wear cowboy hats, Wranglers cowboy boots and step in shit.He’s straight up mocking my state as shit kickers! He can kiss my born and raised Texan ass!

    Gen VallaGen VallaAcum 20 Zile
  • "that's why my guitar is also a gun" made me yell, all those ads were fantastic

    MeganMeganAcum 20 Zile
  • Dont forget that Big Dan already pissed off Trump this week by using last year's Nevada endorsement to say that he's the only candidate in the race endorsed by Trump

    metheus108metheus108Acum 20 Zile
  • Go back to strangers with candy, keep the weepy middle age stoner shtick to Kevin

    fuzzymeepfuzzymeepAcum 20 Zile
  • As a Texan, I know there's nothing more Texan than assaulting an old woman you don't agree with. 👍

    Evelyn OkayEvelyn OkayAcum 20 Zile
  • Wait ... did he just threaten assault on a public official? 👏 LOCK 👏 HIM 👏 UP👏

    Evelyn OkayEvelyn OkayAcum 20 Zile
  • The funny / sad thing is - if you'd ask this moron who keeps whining about the "Commies" what "Comunism" actually is, he'd probably be unable to deliver any definition beyond "them guys in DC".

    Jimbo BimboJimbo BimboAcum 20 Zile
  • That Maine accent hurts me.

    James TannerJames TannerAcum 20 Zile
  • I get such a kick out of those people's shtick! Cowboy Bob is Ted Nugent with a different hat. (Not sure who should be more offended.)

    thomassosa65thomassosa65Acum 21 o Zi
  • WELL!

    My Beautiful Dark Twisted FantasyMy Beautiful Dark Twisted FantasyAcum 21 o Zi
  • Modest Mouse fans wya

    My Beautiful Dark Twisted FantasyMy Beautiful Dark Twisted FantasyAcum 21 o Zi
  • This man stepped in shit on purpose.... hey Patrick what am I now? Stupid? No I’m Texas.. what’s the difference

    PCR RicioppoPCR RicioppoAcum 21 o Zi
  • Right right? Who doesn't want their lorries handicap-accessible and equipped with a washroom for those longer journeys, and also an onboard chippy?

    PikalaxALTPikalaxALTAcum 21 o Zi
  • Texas did a Great Job with their Electricity Generation didn't they. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

    Derek MulreadyDerek MulreadyAcum 21 o Zi
  • Odd that when they show someone riding the bull ... 0:36 - they never show the rider's face. Seems like a bull and a load of bull, which is always what you get with Republicans.

    justgivemethetruthjustgivemethetruthAcum 21 o Zi
  • As a Brattleboro VT resident (town namechecked in satire portion near end of segment), I approve of this message.

    diaphanouswafflediaphanouswaffleAcum 21 o Zi
  • the running for parliament joke nearly killed me.... I was eating lentils and accidentally inhaled some of them @_@ LOL!

    TaricusTaricusAcum 21 o Zi
  • Grifting ain't easy , pardner!

    Rick StevensRick StevensAcum 21 o Zi
  • The once proud American Government is starting to look a lot like the WWE. Pretty soon there will be cage match to decide the Presidency.

    M. WattsM. WattsAcum 21 o Zi
  • Yes, this is how dumb modern republicans are. He will get lots of votes.

    Jeff NelsonJeff NelsonAcum 21 o Zi
    • He only got 3%

      Animal508Animal508Acum 9 Zile
  • Any one notice he was wearing his glove on his right hand when the cameras were on him but the bull rider was using his left gloved hand🤔

    ed ahaed ahaAcum 21 o Zi
  • "Cowboy Dan"??? What. A. Doucebag. "All hat, No cattle"

    Bledsoe TexasBledsoe TexasAcum 22 Zile
  • Republican's just need to have their party disbanded, all their talking points are bananas. Seriously, taking the three main points they repeat: Immigration, Trans Rights, and Policing/Voter Fraud (systemic Racism). Now break each one down. Trans Rights: This one is almost too insane to unravel. A lot of this centers around a special kind of ignorance and a death grip on "traditional values." Sports really shouldn't be about winning, it's supposed to teach kids teamwork, confidence, humility... actually you could just use the Army's LDRSHIP (Leadership) motto: Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, and Personal Courage; you know... the Army, another place where Transphobia runs rampant. Anyways, sports aren't supposed to be about trophies or scholarships, the fact that scholarships are one of the only ways some children can afford to pursue an education highlights some rather broken aspects of our system, especially since most of those children aren't white. Systemic Racism: Republicans claim not to be racist and use the "look at my one black friend" politician rhetoric but, consider black voters low value votes because they tend to vote for Democrats in the locations they're attempting to suppress voting rights. Additionally, Republicans haven't broken the monstrous trend of demonizing black people as criminals from the post slavery era of this country; Republicans, in the face of protests over hundreds of wrongful killings by the police, have locked step behind the police department regarding these killings. Immigration: Republicans love to talk about keeping and kicking brown people out of the country while streamlining white immigration and ignoring data regarding immigration's positive impact on social and economic trends. Oddly enough, the Latino voter is one of the most diverse vote in the US and where Biden and other Democrats have struggled for support and would actually favor Republicans if they relaxed their stance on immigration. It's just bananas looking at what Republican beliefs are and how similar they appear to a rollover accident, unless you look at them from a Republican politician's perspective, which is essentially them just saying whatever nonsense that gets them elected; and to do that they basically crank up fear and paranoia through Fox News and then create their political platform on the very issues they manufactured. The GOP isn't even a real political party, it's a party of propaganda, hate, and hysteria.

    Riyad HarunRiyad HarunAcum 22 Zile
  • kraken trump released a lot of mini kraken saying the MAGA magic words...men in women's bathroom, boys in girl's sports, higher taxes,higher gas prices,DC wants to shutdown churches, close businesses, indoctrinate children, communism in classrooms,daughters unsafe in sports and schools,destroy american borders and american history...all from trump's recipe of fear to win election

    Erick BluErick BluAcum 22 Zile
  • I’m definitely writing in my vote for “Jonathan Davis”!!!

    Lisa A JohnsonLisa A JohnsonAcum 22 Zile
  • "I've got a budhet heeeaahh!" roflol!

    Greg HarrisGreg HarrisAcum 22 Zile
  • Big Dan is why I'm ashamed to be american LMAO fuck this country 💚💛❤️

    Ian JayIan JayAcum 22 Zile
  • Can't vote for that amount of dumb.

    Art DecoArt DecoAcum 22 Zile
  • Pretty obvious why all the shots of him on the bull are not of his head because it's not really him on the bull because he probably can't ride a bull

    Brian WagnerBrian WagnerAcum 22 Zile
  • that was hilarious

    tremor360tremor360Acum 22 Zile
  • “You can pull out, Jim...” 😳

    Cee Koutsos nzCee Koutsos nzAcum 22 Zile
  • Odd he face wasn't shown when riding that bull .. hmm.

    Matthew TuilomaMatthew TuilomaAcum 22 Zile
  • I thought "Cowboy Dan" was the gun-fighting balloon man... Mind you, this guy looks about as useful as a balloon animal.

    Gareth CarthewGareth CarthewAcum 22 Zile
  • Ok two things. One, please don't drag Vermont into this, we didn't do anything. Two, when you say "Jonathan Davis" I think about the lead singer of Korn...

    Scott @Opinions No One Cares AboutScott @Opinions No One Cares AboutAcum 22 Zile
  • So...the old ad from Dan. It's unsettling how dead ALL of his kids' eyes are.

    Scott @Opinions No One Cares AboutScott @Opinions No One Cares AboutAcum 22 Zile
  • I want to puke 🤢! Please leave Texas you ignorant fool!

    lily boonelily booneAcum 22 Zile
  • i've been wondering if he isn't in the closet.....

    Scott SScott SAcum 22 Zile
  • I do not think this man, nor any like him, know half of what the words he just said mean.

    EiirisEiirisAcum 22 Zile
  • Ahhh yes communism, when boys don’t have fragile masculinity and women are treated equally.

    EOMMA KPOPEOMMA KPOPAcum 22 Zile
  • OMG!!! That guy was hilarious!!!

    White WizardWhite WizardAcum 22 Zile
  • I remember when uber leftist tool colbert was on tv ranting that Trump would never be president...then practically crying when Trump became president.

    cache prophetcache prophetAcum 22 Zile
  • The video of with Davis on his couch with his wife and kids was disturbing. His wife and oldest daughter looked so angry, like they wanted to storm the Capitol....

    Daywalker 1Daywalker 1Acum 22 Zile
  • The only people who think demacrats are commies are Nazi's....

    HymedudeHymedudeAcum 22 Zile
  • Jaja what a jock that guy is

    Carlos SumozaCarlos SumozaAcum 22 Zile
  • And that roided out psycho is what you call a charlatan. America is idiocracy.

    Nnj JjnNnj JjnAcum 22 Zile
  • GOD, #1 ------- #2, TRUMP !! THERE IS NO OTHER!!!

    kjoysedlmair sedlmairkjoysedlmair sedlmairAcum 22 Zile
  • I'm not sure how this "erasing (or 'DESTROYING!!!') history" thing works. Obviously history is a recording of events, kept by people; as you can't un-ring a bell, you can't stop what is already past. It doesn't undo anything. History is subject to humanity. It can be buried, outright lied about, white-washed, rose-tinted, bent to teach one lesson or another; the stories we tell are malleable. but if it is recorded or remembered, it's there. If you lie about something, it doesn't stop that thing from being real. If a thing's existence has consequences, these, too, will remain real- whether or not you choose to acknowledge that the thing exists. ~

    Erin ThesystemErin ThesystemAcum 23 Zile
  • Just hearing the voice of "Big Dan" makes me want a throat lozenge. The yelling-wrestler voice ~ HA! Silly Dad: He thinks women are "safe" anywhere? We're not. We're just extremely well-acclimated to this, and by the time a person is a grown woman, this knowledge is just a fact of life.

    Erin ThesystemErin ThesystemAcum 23 Zile
  • 😂😂😂 expose that s.o.b

    Wandering❤️Rogue Wandering❤️Rogue Acum 23 Zile
  • I used to think our timeline was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy

    SamSamAcum 23 Zile
  • Its sad that americans don't actually know their own history and geology or geography or their Dans!!!!🤣😅😂😅 But i tottally support the effort!!! 🤣😂😅( well we need to joke about things after all the whole world is pretty messed up right now) 😉

    guiguiAcum 23 Zile
  • Just to be clear: I am NOT defending that clown, BUT last I checked, an accusation isn't a conviction. BUT that guy is shady as fuck. No one in their right mind would vote for that asshole.

    Preston HurstPreston HurstAcum 23 Zile
  • Oh my. All the get rich quick scammers are pretending to be social conservatives warriors now. Getting rich by destroying the nation. Outstanding.

    Weasel WormWeasel WormAcum 23 Zile
  • Colbert “ok you can pull out Jim, wow, that was a monster”.

    TraidMarc GuitarsTraidMarc GuitarsAcum 23 Zile
  • American politics has become an absolute joke.

    Iris HoppIris HoppAcum 23 Zile
  • Why not let Donald Duck run for governor ?

    netsrac cjfnetsrac cjfAcum 23 Zile
  • 🤭.

    Tlaloc 86Tlaloc 86Acum 23 Zile
  • Ah yes, protecting your daughters in schools by campaigning for genital checks if they're suspected of being transgender.

    Matthew CoxMatthew CoxAcum 23 Zile
  • Wow! Big Dan is disgusting.

    JeanJeanAcum 23 Zile
  • Can we all just be realistic, and realize neither side actually believe they work for us like they are supposed to? I'm tired of voting for the lesser of two evils when in reality, they are all evil and dont give a shit about us.

    CantGetRightCantGetRightAcum 23 Zile
  • I heard years ago that Cowboy Dan was a major player in the cowboy scene...is this not still true?

    Hayber DasherHayber DasherAcum 23 Zile
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